Original: Tweet feat. Missy Elliott -“Oops (Oh My)”
Cover: Ladytron -“Oops (Oh My)”
In the spirit of full disclosure and what not, I actually first heard the Ladytron version on a porn compilation video. That being said, it’s pretty darn good. Also, the fact that the music is the most memorable part of the video says a lot.
Aceyalone -“Headaches and Woes”
One of my favorite hip hop albums ever. I feel like I’ve been subconsciously modeling my delivery and rhyme structure after him. I really dig how Aceyalone goes from really wordy to sparse and minimal within a song. He has a good sense for when and how to use spaces and pauses in his verses.
Also, on a slightly related note, I picked up Project Blowed on vinyl a few weeks ago. I’m still waiting to get a turntable and stuff, but I’m pretty excited to listen to it once my audio setup is legit.
Demolition Hammer -“Hydrophobia”
I should get a twitter… for when I’m drunk or doing homework (wtf is homework, son! I’m graduating!!!!1). On the real though. I’m considering it :0)
Unfortunately, my camera battery is too low to capture this moment, but I am currently sitting in my room at 8:06am listening to Ghostface and drinking a very large mimosa out of a green plastic cup. What’s the occasion? To be honest, I don’t think I need an occasion to drink mimosas and listen to Ghostface. Today is a special day though. about forty minutes ago, I finished the last assignment of my undergraduate college career (hopefully. I haven’t gotten any of my grades back yet). I stayed up all night at the library working on a 5000 word essay about applying contractualism to a prohibitive law. I was about 1500 words short, seven hours late, and I didn’t really follow the prompt, but I don’t really care. I thought it was a solid essay. Also, here’s a fun fact: I wrote this essay on compulsory voting. A little more than four years ago, when I was applying for colleges, I wrote an essay on compulsory voting that I intended to send in with my application to Ohio State University. I ended up not sending in the application, but I think it’s kind of funny that I chose the same topic for this essay. By the way, I changed my view. I now support compulsory voting… even though I didn’t vote last year. I guess I did learn something in college. Anyway, I just wanted to share that tidbit.
The Most Secret Method -“Suitland High School Theme Song”
perfect song for a study break.
This highschool girl from the Phillipines who randomly friended me on facebook a while ago is blowin’ up my feed.
I just called me mom to tell her “happy birthday” (thanks for reminding me, facebook) and she was all like, “hey, are you just waking up?”, and I was all like, “lol no”. I just happen to have stayed up all night trying to edit a five-page group assignment.
Finished season seven of The Closer yesterday. Also, I just started watching Matlock. swag swag.
Speaking of Matlock, every time I start watching an episode, I get like five random facebook messages. I’m not actually mad that people are tryna communicate with me… I just want to watch my show in peace doe.
That feel when you realize the stuff that you thought was due on Tuesday is actually due on Thursday. Also, that feel when you know you’re just postponing Monday night’s feels until Wednesday night.
I’m supposed to graduate in like… a week. I’m not prepared for that at all.
I was trying to find information on a cool pet online… but I don’t want anything that I have to touch or take care of. I think I just like to look at animals.
On a related note, I was thinking about getting a jellyfish, but the internet told me that they’re super high maintenance. It’s a shame. Since they don’t have brains, I wouldn’t feel bad about neglecting them.
Maybe I should get a plant. If plants could pay rent, that would be perfect. I would just split a two-bedroom apartment with a venus flytrap or a rosemary plant.
I want a facekini
I feel like, throughout the month of April, I’ve epitomized every negative college stereotype. I’m lazy, I’m messy, I’m dirty, I party too much, I don’t go to class, I don’t do my homework, I stay up late and wake up late, most of my daily calories have come from rice, burritos and whatever free food I can find… what’s the deal? Anyway… I’m not really sure what to say about all of that.
Wasted all of my money on beer instead of merch at the Boris show :(
On a slightly more positive note, good friends are not hard to find. I know a lot of really special people, and they all have unique and important roles in my life. For most of these people, I would be deeply saddened if I ever lost their friendship and respect. That being said, I’m fairy confident that I can find awesome individuals who fill new, but equally important roles wherever I go. I don’t mean to sound cocky or dismissive to the people I know already. The point of this mini sleep-deprived rant is to reassure anyone who is looking to find a new crowd or move to a new place. Don’t worry about finding friends. It’ll work out. Also, if all else fails, get drunk at a bar or party. Good night, San Diego!
50 Cent -“P.I.M.P.”
“I holla at a ho ‘till I got a B—-h confused. She got on Payless, me, I got on gator shoes”
Obviously, being a pimp is pretty bad, and it involves some messed up power dynamics… that being said, who can honestly say that they don’t love this song?
Also, I was looking up the video for the remix and I forgot that there were boobs in it. Boobs are so cool.
“Song Of The Volga Boatmen” -Russian Red Army Choir
This was one of the first songs I learned how to play on guitar…haha
I was looking up Free Kitten’s album, Nice Ass on amazon.com (sometimes I get bored and buy CD’s online). Everything looked normal until I looked at the editorial reviews. It says…
“Check out this hot new series that will bring out the butt lover in all of us. NICE ASS features five of the sexiest girls with a back side that cannot compare. And with over three hours of booty banging action (including a bonus scene and three anal scenes), you`ll be head over heels for beautiful butts in no time. Each and every one of these asses is perfect in its own way.”
I’m guessing they got the album confused with a porno of the same name.
The Dells -“I Can Sing A Rainbow / My Love Is Blue”
Weezer -“Say It Ain’t So (demo)”
Louis Logic (feat. Celph Titled) -“Diablos”
“Put your hands down, dick face, I didn’t tell you to raise them. I started underground and then fell through the basement”
